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my celery tastes like plastic…

not so much a complaint as it is an observation… about my celery… that i will not be eating now… because of the plastic taste… cause i would prefer it simply taste like celery… that is not the case however… as you see it tastes like plastic… the celery that is… i think i should just stop now… but did i mention that the celery i was planning on eating tastes like plastic? ok good.

i’ve got issues.

— 1 year ago
#me  #celery  #rant